onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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queefjerkey:

how many tumblr followers do you have mom

yeah that’s what i thought

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

How excited would you be if one of the DA:I romance options was Vulpes Inculta?
Anonymous

thems-the-8reaks:

if pokemon were real don’t you think catching legendaries would be highly illegal

that would be like coming home with jesus in a ball

tittily:

public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity 

and then you look down at your textbook and its like

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forcefields:

wake up america

forcefields:

wake up america