"are you batman"
"for the hundredth time, no"
"you can tell me if you’re batman"
"we’ve been married for 5 years if I was batman you’d notice"
"that’s exactly what batman would say"
"I’m not ba-"
"I can’t believe I married batman"
and repeat every single day until he files for divorce
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
tumblr are only deleting blogs that aren’t following me so tell all ur friends
thewrongplanet said: He ugly as hell you’re crazy
all this disrespect