What if you end up marrying a billionaire
Anonymous

"are you batman"

"for the hundredth time, no"

"you can tell me if you’re batman"

"we’ve been married for 5 years if I was batman you’d notice"

"that’s exactly what batman would say"

"I’m not ba-"

"I can’t believe I married batman"

and repeat every single day until he files for divorce

What would your URL be if you had to change it?
Anonymous

staff.tumblr.com

bonerfart:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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people who don’t tag their spoilers for really recent things

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ios-7:

tumblr are only deleting blogs that aren’t following me so tell all ur friends

thewrongplanet said: He ugly as hell you’re crazy

all this disrespect